A bus driver and a priest died at the same time. Although the driver was sent directly to heaven, the priest's case was apparently harder to decide.
"I don't mind that you sent a bus driver to heaven," the priest was heard complaining. "But after all, I was a priest. So why should I be kept waiting?"
He was answered like this from on high, "Father, when you were preaching, everyone was falling asleep. But when the bus driver was driving, everyone was praying."
- Saturday Evening Post